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THAT'S NOT JUST ME TALKIN' . . . THAT'S SCIENCE !!!    

        MR. VEGAS, I'M 27 YEARS OLD AND JUST GOT MY FIRST RECORD PLAYER. CAN YOU RECOMMEND SOME MUSIC FOR ME TO GET TO START MY COLLECTION?

            WELL I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE CUTTING EDGE OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY FOR SOME TIME NOW, BUT THESE ARE STILL A FEW OF MY FAVORITES.


  GREATEST SONGS OF ALL TIME  

#1- BLUE MOON  - AL JARREAU
#2 - MOONLIGHTING (TV THEME) - CYBILL SHEPPARD
#3 - FERRY ACROSS THE MOON - GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS
#4 - CUM ON MOON THE NOIZE - QUIET RIOT
#5 - GROOVY KINDA MOON - PHIL COLLINS
#6 - I CAN MOON FOR MILES - THE WHO
#7 - MOONLIGHT DESIRES - GOWAN
#8 - ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO MOON - MEATLOAF
#9 - MOONING - SANTANA
#10 - YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER MOON COMING - JUDAS PRIEST
#11 - AIN'T TOO PROUD TO MOON - CALIFORNIA RAISONS
#12 - MOONIN' U.S.S.R. - RAY STEVENS
#13 - PAPA DON'T MOON - MADONNA
#14 - WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK (AND MOON) - JIMMY BUFFET
#15 - AIN'T GOIN' DOWN (TIL THE MOON COMES UP) - GARTH BROOKS
#16 - MOONS IN LOW PLACES - GARTH BROOKS
#17 - MOONDANCE - VAN MORRISON
#18 - STUCK IN THE MOON WITH YOU - STEELERS WHEEL
#19 - MOON OVER TROUBLED WATERS - SIMON & GARFUNKEL
#20 - MOONING YOU NOW - MICHAEL BOLTON

 SPECIAL CONSIDERATIONS GO TO:

IT'S MOON AGAIN MARGARET - RAY STEVENS
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        MR VEGAS, I AM 38 YEARS OLD AND MY MOM SAYS I CAN START DATING. WELL TO SAY THE LEAST, I AM NOT TOO EDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF PICKING UP GIRLS. CAN YOU GIVE ME ANY SUGGESTIONS HOW TO BETTER MY ODDS OF GETTING THAT FIRST KISS?

        ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING? OF COURSE I CAN GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE! YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS. FIRST TAKE ALL YOUR CASH OR IN YOUR CASE ALLOWANCE AND HEAD DOWN TO HOOKER ALLEY, AND DON'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE GIVES YOU BACK CHANGE. SECOND COMMIT SUICIDE AND HOPE THAT YOU ARE BORN AGAIN TO A MOTHER THAT DOES'NT LIVE IN AMMITYVILLE. SERIOUSLY, HERE'S SOME LINES AND PHRASES THAT HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO WORK. GOOD LUCK !!


  GREATEST PICK-UP LINES HEARD

#1 - WHAT'S A GIRL LIKE YOU DOIN' IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
#2 - HOW ABOUT WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE FOR PIZZA AND SEX? IF SHE SLAPS YOU JUST ASK, "WHAT? YOU       DON'T LIKE PIZZA?"
#3 - DID YOU KNOW THE HUMAN BODY IS MADE UP OF 70% WATER, AND GIRL AM I THIRSTY!!
#4 - IF I SAID YOU HAD A GORGEOUS BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
#5 - DID I MENTION THAT MY NAME WAS MR.VEGAS?

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